Continuing Education for Adults: A Solution for a Centuries-Old Problem
In an attempt to help those of you who have been away from educational institutions for quite some time,
i.e. most of you, and need to be enlightened by the most powerful and educational research available today,
I have spent countless minutes to bring you this brilliant research paper
paper which is sure to expand your horizons, allow you to grow in virtue,
and make up for all the classes you haven't taken since your last high school or college exam.
I shall not burden you with thanking me in the form of cash compensation, dinner, and such but will
be satisfied knowing you think of me more highly than before.
You're welcome.
